{"id":24,"date":"2010-07-15T21:23:41","date_gmt":"2010-07-16T01:23:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mightyrobot.com\/loadingreadyrun\/?p=24"},"modified":"2010-07-15T21:27:41","modified_gmt":"2010-07-16T01:27:41","slug":"welcome-back-but-not-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mightyrobot.com\/loadingreadyrun\/?p=24","title":{"rendered":"Welcome Back. But Not Really."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Due to a recent bout of World Cup fever, I picked up myself a copy of <em>FIFA Soccer 09<\/em> for my PSP. It had been a long time since I last spent any meaningful amount of time with a footie game. It goes something like this:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Five Aside Soccer (Commodore 64) &#8211; <\/strong>I&#8217;m actually not 100% sure whether this was the title, but that&#8217;s the name that came to mind. Whichever it was, all I really remember is just before opening kick-off, a digitized rendition of guys singing the &#8220;here we go; here we go; here we go&#8230;&#8221; song would play, which actually sounded more like &#8220;herrgghheeegooossshh herrgghheeegooossshh herrgghheeegooossshh sshhhh shhtt&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>FIFA International Soccer a.k.a. FIFA &#8217;94 (DOS) &#8211; <\/strong>EA&#8217;s first soccer game. This one was so cute, you wouldn&#8217;t think it was the beginning of a menacing cash-cow franchise. Funnily enough, it was a bout of World Cup fever in 1994 that prompted me to hit the shops.<\/p>\n<p><strong>FIFA Soccer 96 (DOS) &#8211; <\/strong>Real player names, clubs, and leagues. Multiple camera angles in 3D stadiums. Lots of player animations (including limping!). This was head and shoulders above FIFA &#8217;94.<\/p>\n<p><strong>International Superstar Soccer &#8217;98 (Nintendo 64) &#8211; <\/strong>Allegedly the best at the time. I really loved this one, although I didn&#8217;t have the manual, so I couldn&#8217;t figure out what I should do about those animated smiley faces beside each player name.<\/p>\n<p><strong>FIFA 99 (Nintendo 64) &#8211; <\/strong>Yawn.<\/p>\n<p><strong>FIFA Soccer 09 (PSP) &#8211; <\/strong> I&#8217;m back in the club! All it took was last year&#8217;s edition, a bargain bin, and a $9.99 price sticker. &#8216;Nuff said.<\/p>\n<p>Note that big fat ten-year gap. Given the yearly releases (even with incremental improvements), and an apparent re-invention to stack up more favourably to Konami&#8217;s Pro Evolution Soccer, after a decade away I assumed I was going to be overwhelmed with the flurry of change and heaped-on complexity. I&#8217;d be just like good ol&#8217; Brooks Hatlen in <em>Shawshank Redemption<\/em>. Minus the hanging myself part.<\/p>\n<h5 class=\"mceTemp\">\n<dl id=\"attachment_27\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\" style=\"width: 490px;\">\n<dt class=\"wp-caption-dt\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mightyrobot.com\/loadingreadyrun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/fifa09playermodel1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-27\" title=\"fifa09playermodel\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mightyrobot.com\/loadingreadyrun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/fifa09playermodel1.png\" alt=\"Odo admires FIFA 09's workmanship.\" width=\"480\" height=\"272\" \/><\/a><\/dt>\n<dd class=\"wp-caption-dd\"><span style=\"color: #999999;\">The allusions to Odo from <em>Deep Space Nine<\/em> are fitting: he tried to resemble the real thing, but couldn&#8217;t get it quite right. Just like this game.<\/span><\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/h5>\n<p>I can&#8217;t say my prediction was wrong. Before (feigned) mastery comes learning, and I found there was plenty to learn (the perfect example being all the set-piece options, including some eight distinct actions for a free kick). And after a series of miserable attempts at scoring a goal, defending a lead, winning a freakin&#8217; match&#8230; I&#8217;m now in the midst of a semi-respectable season with Chelsea in the Premiere League. It still has taken a while, and has been frustrating at times. But I know that given the extensive control set, time is all it takes to imprint many a button sequence to memory.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mightyrobot.com\/loadingreadyrun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/fifa09cover.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-26\" title=\"fifa09cover\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mightyrobot.com\/loadingreadyrun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/fifa09cover.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mightyrobot.com\/loadingreadyrun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/fifa09cover.png 300w, https:\/\/www.mightyrobot.com\/loadingreadyrun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/fifa09cover-225x300.png 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>But you know, it sure would help if the manual were better. With its paltry 14 pages, about half of which consists of obligatory legal and introductory material, it doesn&#8217;t amount to much. Never mind not having proper explanations for the very cool Be A Pro mode, or information on setting up tournaments (I&#8217;m assuming I&#8217;m not permitted to set up a 32-team tournament with national squads because I&#8217;m supposed to buy <em>2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa<\/em>); when it comes to controls, a list of supposedly every control in the game is spat out over a few pages.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s irritating is realizing the manual only explains the core aspects of these controls. For example, it tells you which buttons to press on a free kick, but fails to tell you that pushing up on the stick applies top-spin to the ball. It explains how to have your keeper throw the ball, but not how to fake one. It explains that holding the shoot button &#8220;increases power&#8221;, but fails to specify that &#8220;power&#8221; actually means lift, not force. I&#8217;m of the opinion that mastering the <em>subtleties<\/em> of control, not learning what the controls <em>are<\/em>, is what should be putting demands on one&#8217;s time. (It makes the payoff sweeter.) And that leads to another beef: the absence of a training mode. Want to try out chip shots? Any of the four types of corner-kick shots? Dribble tricks? Tough shit. None are available to me outside of a game situation.<\/p>\n<p>Before someone dials me a waaambulance, I&#8217;m pretty sure my reactions are similar to but a tiny subset of FIFA players. I&#8217;m betting the majority are those who have religiously played past iterations, and start each new title already equipped with the muscle memory and knowledge about the game&#8217;s feature set to hit the ground running. Considering this, it can&#8217;t be easy for a developer to have a hit franchise on its hands. In a world of sequels, how much does your next installment cater to the expertise of the existing, loyal playerbase that made the title a success, and how much attempts to broaden the audience and win over new potential devotees? EA Sports is the poster child for this cyclic dilemna.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I should make the most of my slow start with <em>FIFA Soccer 09<\/em>, and treat it as a rock-solid foundation on which I can build a renewed relationship with the EA Sports soccer franchise, one that has me plying my ever-expanding skill-set on each subsequent offering!<\/p>\n<p>OR, I could join a local rec league, and go outside in the fresh air, and play the real thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Due to a recent bout of World Cup fever, I picked up myself a copy of FIFA Soccer 09 for my PSP. It had been a long time since I last spent any meaningful amount of time with a footie game. 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